The Ultimate List Part 1

I was bored...I was up...I was thinking about my ideal mate and started to compose a list of the things (in no approximate order) that would all amount to the ONE for me. It may seem a little silly but hell, a girl can dream.

1. Between the ages 24-29
2. Between 5’10-6’4
3. Average to mid-athletic stature
4. Caramel to dark chocolate complexion
5. Social drinker
6. Non-smoker
7. Non-snorer
8. Some college, college graduate
9. Likes to read and/or write
10. Enjoys different kinds of music, movies, and foods
11. A believer in God’s word, the Trinity, and has accepted
God as his personal savior
12. Capable of passing the 3 T-Test: 1) puts the toilet seat down, 2) doesn’t put towels over the shower curtain, and 3) squeezes the toothpaste at the end and not the middle

13. Family oriented and is open to having his own family one day
14. Can change a flat tire, spark plugs or an oil filter if need be
15. Likes to watch porn but feels no need to star in his own
16. Moderate on PDA
17. Willingness to talk about himself–his hopes, fears, past–but isn’t cocky or narcissistic
18. Isn’t a Mama’s Boy, co-dependent, closed-minded or misogynistic
19. Loves and KNOWS how to kiss
20. 0-2 children from previous relationship (s)
21. Legal employment

22. Lives alone or w/roommates; if still lives at home, it’s because of unique circumstances
23. NOT a commitment phobic
24. NOT afraid to show his emotions
25. Will let me hog the remote control
26. Likes to play games– Scrabble, Monopoly, Jeopardy, Taboo, etc.
27. Likes to take things slow
28. Has an awesome sense of humor
29. Will not make me watch football or baseball or some other sport that I don’t comprehend
30. Has his own friends and will not insist that I like them all
31. Culturally, politically and worldly aware
32. Honest and will tell me when I’m wrong; also has no problem with admitting when he’s wrong
33. Thinks Napoleon Dynamite is funny as hell
34. Will scratch my dandruff and oil my scalp